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    Default Dogs are better than children

    Remember, dogs are better than kids because they:
    (1) eat less,
    (2) don't ask for money all the time,
    (3) are easier to train,
    (4) normally come when called,
    (5) never ask to drive the car,
    (6) don't smoke or drink,
    (7) don't want to wear your clothes,
    (8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
    (9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
    (10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ...

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    (7) don't want to wear your clothes,

    Oh right, I have yet to have one ask to wear MY clothes, other than on Halloween.
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