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    Default Never fall asleep at the tattoo parlor

    I'm a Rick Reilly fan and this is definitely worth a laugh or two.

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    Random quote from the article:

    Still, this is not as bad as the tattoo that Washington Wizards G/F DeShawn Stevenson added this past offseason -- a Pittsburgh Pirates "P" on his cheek. The only problem is, it's backward. Did you do it yourself in a mirror, DeShawn? Because it looks like a 9. "If you're standing [farther away] it looks like a P," Stevenson told The Washington Times in what has to be the leader for Dumbest Quote of 2009.



    Um, nope, still backward, DeShawn. From close-up, from far away, from the Hubble telescope, still backward. Luckily, it's only on your face.

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    Funny, someone has finally called them out.
    Life's not the breaths you take, the breathing in and out that gets you through the day ain't what it's all about. It's the moments that take your breath away.

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    Funny stuff! Try http://ugliesttattoos.com/ for some excellent reasons to avoid tattoo parlors when drunk.

    R.I.P. Cyrano and Roxanne.

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    Best line (and link) from the article:
    Nor do we guess every humiliating tattoo on athletes is Seagram's related. For instance, we think we know what happened to MMA fighter Melvin Costa. Written in elaborate scroll underneath his belly button, it says -- and may God take my eyesight if I'm lying -- "I Have A Small Penis."

    Melvin, how many times have we told you? Never fall asleep at the tattoo parlor.




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