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    The good thing is that she'll be taken very seriously in the business world, once she receives her masters degree. At least we know she doesn't have an issue with sleeping her way to achieving what she wants in life.
    Lets go Brent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf Oliverbush View Post
    The good thing is that she'll be taken very seriously in the business world, once she receives her masters degree.
    What part of the buisiness world is someone with a Masters in Women's Studies going to be entering?
    There's no such thing as a pretty good aligator wrestler.

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    Motivational speaker?

    Roll model perhaps?

    I have no clue
    Lets go Brent!

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    Plus, these are the 3 pictures she made available, the one that started this thread looks like she was a few years younger and many pounds lighter. She's thicker and less attractive than we thought and the winning bidder may be wondering what the hell he paid so much money for.
    "I don?t give a f_ck about money, bro. Believe me when I tell you that." Dana White

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elisa View Post
    She's brazilian - and the brazilian currency would be the Brazilian Real.
    She's got a what? Oh, she is Brazilian. Never mind.
    Atrophy: what you get when you win atournament.

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    One of my favorite pick-up lines.

    Me: Would you do me for a million dollars?
    Girl: Sure!
    Me: Ok, then give me $5 worth!
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Champ Kind View Post
    One of my favorite pick-up lines.

    Me: Would you do me for a million dollars?
    Girl: Sure!
    Me: Ok, then give me $5 worth!
    It would go more like this:

    Champ Kind: Can I have your phone number?
    Girl: It's in the book.
    Champ Kind: Well what's your name?
    Girl: It's in the book, too.
    Atrophy: what you get when you win atournament.

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    Yay Spider!
    You do the math..... I'll do the alfredo!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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