Ground&Pound

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ISU2008

Well as long as we're pulling stuff out our @$$es:

Pacman Jones wins man of the year award
Rex Grossman is All-Pro
Tom Brady kills a ref by hitting him in the back of the neck with an errant (maybe) pass
Mike Shanahan retires from coaching the Broncos to return to the Raiders

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I think all radical muslims should skateboard. After all, they are radical.

Champ Kind

The Lions and Dolphins in the Super Bowl

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I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

ccbig

The Browns coax Bernie Kosar out of retirement and Kosar guides the Browns to their only win of the season in week 17 against Bengals.

Also seeking a solution from the past the Dolphins bring out Garo Yepremian for a last minute field goal. The field goal turns out to be a fake play and Garo throws a 35 bullet strike to a wide open Jake Long who had reported as a "Tackle eligible" receiver who rumbles into the end zone for the game winning score.

Tragedy for the Patriots coach Bill Belichick. While receiving a lifetime achievement award for honestly and integrity in coaching is struck down by 10 simultaneous bolts of lightning leaving nothing remaining of Coach Belichick but a greasy spot.

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If we don't fight hard enough for the things we stand for, at some point we have to recognize that we don't really stand for them.

~Paul Wellstone~

ban basketball

Giants finish around .500

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UNI Panthers...23 Consecutive West Regional Titles!!

UNI Panthers...Back On The All-American Podium Again!!

My ignore list: Cyclone85; skipster; tight-waist; Ignatius J. Reilly.