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    Default Elephant kicks heroin habit

    Sounds like it's from The Onion, but it's not. Seriously, a three-year detox?

    Drug-addicted elephant kicks heroin habit
    'Big Brother' completes detox in China after being fed spiked bananas

    BEIJING - A once drug-addled elephant fed heroin-laced bananas by illegal traders will return home after emerging clean from a three-year detox program on China's tropical island province of Hainan.

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    You do the math..... I'll do the alfredo!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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    I couldn't imagine the fear that the elephant would have when a cop asks him to open his trunk during a search.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ban Basketball View Post
    i Couldn't Imagine The Fear That The Elephant Would Have When A Cop Asks Him To Open His Trunk During A Search. :d
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    Default Re: Elephant kicks heroin habit

    yeah but it's easy to kick heroin when you're an elephant. try kicking peanuts, now that's a story.
    but then again, i may be retarded

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    Quitting peanuts will drive you nuts!

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