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    Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
    A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.)

    Q: Did you hear that two of the Notre Dame playbooks were stolen?
    A: Charlie Weis is very upset. He didn't even finish coloring them.

    Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
    A: They both get smoked in a bowl.

    Q: Where do you go to in Indiana when there is a chance of a tornado?
    A: Notre Dame Stadium. I hear they never get a touchdown there!

    Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame football team and a dollar bill?
    A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q: Why do Notre Dame graduates put a copy of their diploma in the window of their vehicles?
    A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

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    OK Champie, you and the rest of the Leprechaun Lynch Mod can start or continue to give me red marks, because ND SUCKS....

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    One of my favorite parts of the fall season, tpay coming around with his I hate ND threads.

    Love it.

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    JensenS, my pleasure and you are very welcome.

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    Q: Did you hear about the two Notre Dame fans who froze to death at the drive-in movie?
    A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter."

    Q: What did the ND football player get on his final exam?
    A: Drool.

    Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame cheerleaders and the Titanic?
    A: Only a couple thousand people went down on the titanic.

    Q: What do Notre Dame fans and a beer bottle have in common?
    A: They're both empty from the neck up.

    Q: How do you get a Notre Dame Grad off your front porch?
    A: Pay him for the pizza.

    Q: What do a call a 250 lb. Notre Dame Cheerleader?
    A: Anorexic.

    Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a Notre Dame graduate?
    A: Nothing. There are some things a pig just won't do.


    A fellow walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good Notre Dame joke.

    "Listen buddy," he growled. "See those 2 big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Notre Dame football team. And that huge fellow on your right was a world-class wrestler at Notre Dame. That guy in the corner was Notre Dame's all-time champion weight lifter. And I lettered in 3 sports at Notre Dame. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to go ahead and tell your joke here?"

    "Nah, guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it 5 times."


    What do you get when you breed a groundhog and a Notre Dame football player?
    Six more weeks of bad football.


    An Notre Dame football player was almost killed in a tragic horseback-riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. Thank God the manager of the K-Mart came out and unplugged it.


    A farmer was working his cattle one day when he heard faint music coming from nearby. After hunting about for a time, he discovered the sound was loudest near one particular calf, and was even louder near the calf's tail. Putting his head close to the calf's hind end, he heard the Notre Dame fight song.

    Amazed, he put the calf in the truck and drove the animal to a veterinarian in Los Angeles. When the vet asked him what was going on, the farmer told him. The vet went around behind the calf and gave a listen too. He agreed he heard the ND fight song but didn't seem particularly excited.

    "Man, how can you stand there and not be amazed?" the farmer asked.

    The vet, a third generation USC graduate, said, "Bud, I'm a USC fan, and I've been listening to assholes sing that song all of my life."

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    One day in an elementary school in South Bend, IN, a teacher asks her class if the Notre Dame Fighting Irish are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

    The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"

    Little Jimmy says, "The USC Trojans "

    The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

    Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Trojan fan, my mom is a Trojan fan, I guess that makes me a Trojan fan."

    The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

    Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me a Notre Dame fan."



    Q: How do you make University of Notre Dame cookies?

    A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.



    Q. What did the Notre Dame graduate say to the USC graduate?

    A. "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order, please?"



    Q: What do you call a Notre Dame player with a championship ring?

    A: A thief!


    Did you hear about the Fighting Irish fan who was so upset that the Trojans beat Notre Dame that he tried to commit suicide by jumping out of his basement window?


    Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Notre Dame library?

    A: Forty ND football players were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

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    Wow, where you raised in a catholic school setting tpay. Do you have some issues with some priests at that school maybe? just curious since I have heard some storys about relationships with catholic priests and young men in the past. If you are a victim go ahead and Vent. We are here for you!

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