Sounds like he was trying to follow Homer Simpson's advice: "The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
Potential juror says he’s a racist and a liar
Cape Cod man's claims earn sharp rebuke from judge, may lead to charges
BARNSTABLE, Mass. - A Cape Cod man who claimed he was homophobic, racist and a habitual liar to avoid jury duty earned an angry rebuke from a judge on Monday, who referred the case to prosecutors for possible charges.
EDIT: I didn't even notice the judge's name earlier.