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I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can" -- John Wesley
"Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you can" -- John Wesley
Thanks guys! It's been so much fun, and I couldn't believe my stuff made the front page. My wrestling knowledge did come in handy when I was writing about weight management.
By the way, we're live blogging the Opening Ceremony broadcast tonight, so if you're watching, stop by and join us!