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    Dana via running a profitable MMA promotion.
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    Atencio by Megadeth Heel Hook

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    No doubt Atencio wins in any sort of actual combat, where contact is made with another human being, and it will almost certainly be a horrific beatdown the likes of which we haven't seen since Germany invaded France, but I will take JB in the following events:

    The aforementioned jazzerboxing competition (JB can go all night if you keep the House Music flowing....Atencio won't know, nor care, what hit him).

    Any contest that involves dropping the most 'f' bombs in situations where it doesn't add anything at all to the context....e.g. "I'm f'ing going to get in my f'ing car and go to the f'ing store....anyone f'ing need any f'ing thing while I'm f'ing there?"

    Any sort of competition where lying to millions scores points of any kind. JB will literally lap the field in this event. Rumor has it that JB, in training for this event, has decimated countless scores of lie detector apparatuses. He pays for these machines using the money he saved by not having a HWT division.

    In the battle of the biggest self-aggrandizer, the competition gets a little closer, at least at first glance. However, the T-Shirt baron turned wannabe MMA honcho is quickly overwhelmed by the much more experienced media whore....the dishonest medium-sized bald man from the Northeast.
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