It would make me about as successful as you and thecobra in terms of athletics. When I win my first mma that would make me about hundred times more successful than the both of you combined. Hell just showing up in shape would give me an advantage of the pathetic mma "career" of the cobra, of course we have no records of you fighting or participating in any athletic competition so thats all we need to know about you.
LoL @ your inability to get the cobra out of your mouth. I wont speak for him, but I will tell you that I have had more fights than the number of UFC's that have occurred. You readily admit you've never had a single fight in your life. You couldn't accomplish anything in MMA because it would require you actually having the stones to fight someone. You just don't have it pj and you hate it. That's why you bring thecobra, (who we all like and respect on this board) up so much. He hasn't posted a thing in years, but you're steadily swinging from his sack, riding his coat tails and doing your best to use him as your measuring stick. You just don't have it pj, there is no shame in that. There's always the white belt circuit for you, that's why it was created. There's always your high school career, you can talk about how you were the best guy at 112 pounds in your town. Al Bundy can be your hero.