You get no argument from me, PJ. I'm the one complimenting you for knowing how to draw attention to a topic that would be dying otherwise. Dropping thecobra's name is brilliant. Telling us all that he will be fighting again is sure to generate a buzz, even if you're making it up simply to tie into the buzz and pimp your own upcoming grappling matches. Lord knows you didn't get any attention from it on your workout blog. I bet that by tomorrow morning, the whole MMA section is speculating on if thecobra will fight again, or if you've simply had us all. At the end of the day, we'll all know that come April, you'll be in Las Vegas for a grappling tournament. We may have not even paid attention otherwise.
onto another topic, I'm in the process of strengthening my company's name brand. Now we wont allow you to use thecobra's name, (we don't own those rights) but if you can generate a buzz for us like you've done here with claiming that thecobra is going to fight, we may have a job for you in Southern California. No it's not bar-tending, (or whatever you've applied that Northwestern education to) it's in our marketing department. Review the documents I've sent you and if you have any interest in corporate America, let Old Adolf know. Your position starts at $27k per year and based on how tight you were with your funds in Las Vegas, it's a substantial pay raise for you, I'm sure..