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    Default To all Men:

    Another violation of manlaw has been committed by a member of this Board and is as follows:

    On this date, MMA Board Mod PJersey, aka, Pjers, aka, Peter Denver aka PDenver aka, the Kid has admitted to ownership of a chick flick known as "The Notebook" and has also alleged that he dated the star of said chick flick, one Rachel McAdams. no evidence has been brought forward as to the second allegation made by the Kid.

    said ownership of "the Notebook" consitutes a violation of manlaw and the Defendant must be dealt with quickly and harshly.

    "A man may attend a chick flick provided the following criteria are met: (1) he is accompanied by an attractive woman, (2) he gets at least a little action for his efforts, (3) he maintains an action movie to chick flick ratio greater than one, and (4) NO man shall endure The Notebook."

    I now open the floor for debate.
    Like Billy Jacks' soul attack, I'm one Injun you wont forget.

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    Default Re: To all Men:

    Most of these photos are not helping your case PDen.
    Like Billy Jacks' soul attack, I'm one Injun you wont forget.

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    Default Re: To all Men:

    can we get a link to the man-laws?

    IMO dating McAdams manly, watching The Notebook unmanly, though I'm proud to say I haven't seen it myself so I don't know HOW unmanly.

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    National Finalist leglace's Avatar
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    I see no way around this. If said "manbitch" material was stated to be left behind by a nice looking exgirlfriend and that it made a great paper weight, we may have been able to overlook this. But I am convinced that said offender P-Jersey was more than proud of it. The Vespa has always been suspect, but this goes overboard.

    The board has already decided that Metsfan be confined to watching a selection of tough guy movies on top of taking ridicule for over a week.

    But I think P-Jersey has been skating on ice for a long time with the whole Vespa thing. So I propose the moderator add a moniker under his name. Instead of MMA Mod-Supreme, which we all know he loves, it should say "Girly Man Supreme"

    Those in favor say aye.

    There must be consequences.
    I pictured you as that guy Gaylord in Showboat, passing up taxis to walk because he's broke and playing it off as if it's the doctor's advice. - Clmetal

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