Since Sean is AWOL on this one, I figured I'd try to fill in for him.

Expect Franklin and Silva to beat the crap out of each other.

Expect Golderg to forget what weight they're fighting at.

Expect tons of plugs for both UFC 100 and TUF finale.

Expect Dan Hardy to win a decision over Marcus Davis.

Expect Davis to be pissed, and not shake Hardy's hand, or hug him.

Expect Mirko Cro Cop to look slow and old in his fight, but still knock out Al-Turk.

Expect Mostapha Al-Turk to lose his contract after losing to Cro Cop.

Expect Joe Rogan to reference Dale Hartt's last fight, after he wins.

Expect the fight between Denis Stojnic and Stefan Struve to be awfully boring.

Expect many of these things to not happen.

Expect everyone to ask beg for Sean to return after reading this.

Enjoy UFC 99!