 the518 (the518)
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Hello the518,
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About Me
- User Profile Information
Details about you.
- Biography
- but then again, i may be retarded?
- Location
- bangladesh, california
- Interests
- sock sorting
- Occupation
- professional
- Fav. Team
- lakers
- Fav. Move
- brazilian lady jello wrestling
- High School Report
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- College Recruit?
- No
- Name
- the518
- High School & State
- QHS - NY
- High School Wrestling Achievements
- When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're sitting around reading Guns and Ammo, masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go...."wow it is amazing how effing crazy I am. Do you guys do that?"
- High School Academic Achievements
- Yes, and how did it all begin...
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds ? pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles ? there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum ? it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
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