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    Why doesn't God have a pinky?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zapp Brannigan View Post
    I'm not claiming they are anything more then cosmic phenomena. Could they be God manifesting Himself in such a way? I guess, but I don't know why. I think it's just a beautiful coincidence.
    The first two are obvious fakes, and the others are very pretty but in no way evidence of God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rustyshackleford View Post
    Why doesn't God he have a pinky?
    He's a big Family Guy fan.
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    The first two are obvious fakes, and the others are very pretty but in no way evidence of God.
    I beg to differ. That post has reaffirmed my belief in Shiva the Destroyer, just as it was intended to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spider View Post
    The first two are obvious fakes, and the others are very pretty but in no way evidence of God.
    I didn't see Zapp insinuating that they were, but in fact that opposite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhippetGrappler View Post
    OH contrary to your staement my young Jedi please see below:








    Enough Proof?





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    Quote Originally Posted by sgallan View Post
    Ah grasshopper but I have this.....
    Wait, Scott, so if that's FSM, is this:



    God attacking the FSM in a Heavenly Battle Royale?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zapp Brannigan View Post
    Wait, Scott, so if that's FSM, is this:



    God attacking the FSM in a Heavenly Battle Royale?

    Yes and the FSM won. Notice how it took all the fire out of God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sgallan View Post
    Yes and the FSM won. Notice how it took all the fire out of God.
    I dunno, that's just His hand compared to FSM's whole body. Judging by the picture, and taking a few educated guesses, I'd say God probably has the FSM by several trillion tons. FSM may have taken this battle, but the war looks to be very short when God really gets into it!
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