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    American flag pins are for idiots

    By Bill Maher (on Salon.com)

    Oct. 12, 2007 | New Rule: Show me a man wearing an American flag pin in his lapel, and I'll show you an *******. I'm sure there are exceptions, but in general people need to remember that lapels aren't for wearing pins to create the illusion that you're supporting the troops. They're for wearing ribbons to create the illusion that you're helping cure a disease.

    Last week we had the first genuine controversy of the presidential campaign: the shocking news that Barack Obama doesn't wear an American flag lapel pin, so apparently he and America are no longer going steady. "No lapel pin, Senator? It's like not wearing pants. Why don't you just stab the Statue of Liberty in the eye while *****-slapping a 9/11 widow?" Another in a series of bullshit non-stories that have zero effect on the troops, the war or anything in the real world -- or, as Fox calls it, "Breaking News."

    A reporter in Iowa asked Obama why he doesn't wear the pin and Obama explained that, to him, wearing the pin had come to seem like a "substitute for true patriotism." Bravo, Senator. And then, in yet another shining example of why the media is part of the problem, ABC's Claire Shipman said, "TMI, too much information -- all he had to say was, 'Don't judge me by what I wear, move on.' He played into the idea that he's not ready for prime time."

    What, schoolgirl? "Too much information?" What is she, 12? This is typical press hypocrisy -- they say they want somebody who doesn't give pat political answers, but when they get one, they call him a loser. They say they don't like safe robots like Hillary, but they create conditions where only that species can survive. And they give cover to people like Sean Hannity, who reported on "no pin" gate and then had to call a doctor because his fake outrage hard-on lasted longer than 72 hours.

    Of course, the Republicans are the party of Mark Foley and the Rev. Ted Haggard and Larry Craig and countless other closeted homosexuals, so their fixation on jewelry is understandable, but still ... the flag is just a symbol. You're getting pissy about a brooch, you drama queens, one that was probably made in China. It's probably leaking poison lead on you right now.

    At least that would be some sacrifice, because let's be honest: this generation doesn't do real sacrifice or even pay for our own wars. That's what grandkids are for! No, we do flag pins and bumper stickers. And not even bumper stickers. Bumper magnets. Because stickers are tough to get off, and we may change our mind about never forgetting.

    When I see the little flag right here, the first thing I think is, you voted for, and still like, George Bush, the man who has gotten more troops unnecessarily killed and maimed by failing to plan for their mission, by pushing their units to the breaking point, by letting his corporate enablers like Halliburton, Bechtel and Blackwater rape and pillage not just the Iraqis, but our own army.

    Can you imagine how apoplectic the flag-pin people would be if these same transgressions against the military were being made by Bill Clinton? Oh, who am I kidding? They'd still be obsessing about the blow job.
    "All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind." -- Abraham Lincoln

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    Those pins remind me of the magnetic ribbon craze after 9/11. To this day I cringe when I see them. Although I am sure that the manufacturer of them would differ from me on his feelings about them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hardcore View Post
    Those pins remind me of the magnetic ribbon craze after 9/11. To this day I cringe when I see them. Although I am sure that the manufacturer of them would differ from me on his feelings about them.
    Yeah, I liked this part: "...we do flag pins and bumper stickers. And not even bumper stickers. Bumper magnets. Because stickers are tough to get off, and we may change our mind about never forgetting."
    "All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind." -- Abraham Lincoln

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    This was posted in the comments on the Bill Maher article on Salon.com.
    WARNING: BAD language for the first minute, for those of you with sensitive ears or kids around - skip the first minute intro and go straight to the song "stick a yellow ribbon on your SUV".
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmsOIjzQ1V8
    "All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind." -- Abraham Lincoln

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    I'm a fan of the yellow ribbon bumper magnets that say "I support whatever's trendy"
    There's no such thing as a pretty good aligator wrestler.

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    Yesterday, I saw a Chevy Tahoe with one of those "piss on" decals, and the boy was pissing on terrorism. Um, if you have such a problem with terrorism, maybe you don't want to drive a vehicle that increases our dependence on foreign oil?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluestater View Post
    Yesterday, I saw a Chevy Tahoe with one of those "piss on" decals, and the boy was pissing on terrorism. Um, if you have such a problem with terrorism, maybe you don't want to drive a vehicle that increases our dependence on foreign oil?
    nice!!!

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