My life's story..
"The word of the day is Jesi, the scientific name for more than one Jesus" -Stephen Colbert.
Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts me to pee, and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe, and took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago, I ran out of Vanilla ice cream, and struck my wife. Then I find out, my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?!
Common words and phrases get added all the time. This one looks like a good candidate.