I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
Look ma, no hands.
This roller coaster is insane!
I liked this contest better when it was in the Wife Carrying Championships.
You do the math..... I'll do the alfredo!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
This is why our sport is the greatest. In what other sport will you see humans doing these things to each other?
What do you mean pile drivers aren't legal ?
Yeah: Greco sucks.