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    Judge sues cleaner for $65M over pants

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070503/...n_dollar_pants
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Thoroughly disgusting! It's a shame that an individual such as this is in a position of responsibility.
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    I agree. Especially because they found the pants AND offered to pay him quite an exorbitant amount of money to start with.
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Well, we don't hear the plaintiff's side of the story. I know, he didn't want to talk, but we're left with a pretty one-sided story. The defendant's attorney says something about the plaintiff asserting his "constitutional rights" but it sounds to me like rhetoric instead of any claim actually made by the plaintiff.

    Assuming all the facts of the story, as presented, are true, what do you think might happen? Will he get $65 million? That's sort of the insinuation, isn't it? Will he get less? Will he get nothing at all? (these possibilities are not really discussed) Will he be punished in some manner, such as having to pay the defendant's attorney's fees?

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    Maybe the Chungs should counter-sue the pants off this guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by matclone View Post
    Maybe the Chungs should counter-sue the pants off this guy.
    Good one, 'clone!
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    The guy is an incredibly huge tool.
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    This guy's effort to take this couple to the cleaners has failed.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070625/..._million_pants

    WASHINGTON - A judge ruled Monday in favor of a dry cleaner that was sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants.

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    I hate yahoo news. Why don't you read a real news service ?

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