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    Default Old Chinese Proverb

    Proverbs About Money

    With money you can
    buy a house
    but not a home.

    With money you can
    buy a clock
    but not time.

    With money you can
    buy a bed
    but not sleep.

    With money you can
    buy a book, but
    not knowledge.

    With money you can
    buy a doctor,
    but not good health.

    With money you can
    buy a position
    but not respect.

    With money you can
    buy blood
    but not life.

    With money you can
    buy sex
    but not love.

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    He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky fingers

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    He who fart in church, sit in own pew.
    He let himself down, for what...a woman. I say, go be a world champion let the women come to you......Tito Ortiz

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    Glass walls do not a prism make.
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    Man who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
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    Confucius says:

    Man who has hand in pocket feels cocky all day.

    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

    It is good for man to meet lady in park but even better for man to park meat in lady.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DH View Post
    Confucius says:

    Man who has hand in pocket feels cocky all day.

    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

    It is good for man to meet lady in park but even better for man to park meat in lady.
    DH, nice going.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tpay View Post
    DH, nice going.
    Just to clarify, I didn't make those up. Those are actual Confucianisms.

    Just kidding. Those and more were on some radio show I listened to once in college. They were pretty funny. I can't remember all of them though.

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    First: those are indeed true chinese proverbs: my source confirmed it.

    Second: you guys really made me laugh with your replies. Especially Spider: again you show you are one of the funniest guys on the planet!!!

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