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    Even if it does disappear over there, it'll be saved here for posterity.

    I remember someone, Tirapell I think posted some made up news story JTTS that he had saved about Mocco ordering 20 Big N Tastys at an Iowa McDonalds, and then trying to foot sweep the entire staff when they wouldn't give them to him
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  2. #11

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    The Mocco McDonalds story. I've heard of it, but from what you just posted, it sounds like a classic.
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  3. #12

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    Quote Originally Posted by wrastler118 View Post
    JTTS might very well be LIMartin. Supposedly knowledgable of NY wrestling, but a downright dumbass to the core.
    i know both of them personally and they are two different people. and as far as JTTS stopping posting because he got married, that is not the reason, he was married long before he stopped posting. as far as Jtts goes he is one of the most knowledgable people on wrestling i know and as far as marty well marty is marty

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    Marty is special. May be one of those "smartest kid in the special ed class" type of special, but he is one of a kind.
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    nyotter posted this on the old board last December when we were hypothesizing what exactly did happen to JTTS

    http://wrestlingtalk2.proboards47.co...ead=1165971374
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    Here's one of JTTS's gems I saved. It was written after the 2002 NCAA's.

    “THE IOWA FAN”

    Sung to the tune of "The Piano Man" by Billy Joel

    It’s 9 o’clock on a Saturday
    We’re live in upstate New York
    Iowa’s in 4th place and falling
    Time to stick them with a fork

    Look over there, it's Mike Zadick
    I’ve heard he's never merciful
    Just went to his back seven times
    Against the dreaded Jake Percival

    So sing us a song, you’re the Iowa fan
    It’s hard for you to be merry
    No one thinks the Fulsaas twins
    Are the next coming of Tom and Terry

    Jessman Smith is a friend of mine
    Just got stuck by Rob Rohn
    He’s sitting next to Mocco
    Who’s eating a taco
    While his dad scoops him an ice cream cone

    No Hawk All American at 174
    You have the overrated Tyler
    Trey Clark beat Cael?
    He’d probably get stuck by Cyler.

    So sing us a song, you’re the Iowa fan
    This pain, how do we dull it?
    Let’s remember Royce Alger
    And that other guy with the mullet

    And Moore is practicing bridging
    He always goes to his back
    Opposing wrestlers are now excited
    To wrestle the gold and black

    Got nothing from 157 or 165
    No AA status for Luke
    I just saw old Dan Gable
    Looks like he’s going to puke

    During the awards ceremony
    Our guys are in street clothes and loafers
    You can’t win it every year
    Unless you’re the Golden Gophers

    So sing us a song, you’re the Iowa fan
    Better you then me
    If you think this year was rough
    Wait until 2003!
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    the dreaded foot sweep...that broke my heart when he pulled that on konrad in the finals konrad's sophomore year...

    everyone knew it was coming too...
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    Classic!!
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    That song is CLASSIC!
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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