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    Default How smart are you...

    The following short quiz consists of four questions
    and will tell you whether you are qualified to be
    classified as a smart person. Scroll down for each
    answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But
    don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the
    question!




    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
















    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in
    the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests
    whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
    complicated way.



    2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?















    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the
    elephant, and close the
    refrigerator?

    Wrong Answer.

    Correct Answer: Open therefrigerator, take out the
    giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This
    tests your ability to think through the repercussions
    of your previous actions.




    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All
    the animals attend.... except one. Which animal does
    not attend?














    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
    refrigerator You just put him in there. This tests
    your memory.

    Okay, even if you did not answer the first three
    questions correctly, you still have one more chance to
    show your true abilities.



    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
    crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you
    manage it?















    Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim
    across. Have you not been listening? All the
    crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.This
    tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

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    I am not very smart but I am happy...got to count for something.

    Remind me never to get into a battle of the minds with you. =)

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    I thought the giraffe might comein handy for riding on across the river. Shows what I know.
    "All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind." -- Abraham Lincoln

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    Okay, just call me.....

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