Problem solved!

[M Richardson]

I just figured this out! I shampoo in the shower. When I rinse, the shampoo runs down my entire body. The label on the shampoo guarantees "Extra Body". No wonder I gain weight! From now on I am showering with Dawn Dishwashing Liquid. Its label says that it rinses away grease and fat!

[Spider]

Excellent solution.

[ban basketball]

That also has to mean that the old shampoo from the 70's, Body On Tap, would provide anyone of us a chiseled, sculpted body by drinking beer.