An Irishman is walking through the woods when he comes upon a leprechaun caught in a trap. Upon freeing the leprechaun, he is informed that he will be granted three wishes, but because the leprechaun is a sly one, he is told that whatever he wishes for, his worst enemy, Finnegan, will receive double. The Irishman thinks for a minute, then says that he would like a hundred acre estate in the hills of Ireland where he can spend the rest of his days in blissful relaxation. ?Done,? says the leprechaun, ?but your worst enemy, Finnegan, will be getting a two hundred acre estate.? Next, the Irishman wishes for fifty young and beautiful Irish lasses to attend to his every physical need. ?Done again,? says the leprechaun, ?but know that Finnegan will be getting a hundred beautiful lasses.? ?And for my final wish,? says the Irishman, ?could you please remove one of me testicles.?