Dear Brittney Palmer,

I realize that you—much like fellow Octagon girl Arianny Celeste—are madly in love with me and fantasize about me and all of my 152 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal but I regret to inform you that I am currently in a semi-serious relationship with Katie Holmes.

In fact, I am enjoying a fantastic dinner with her at Chilis (which I booked in advance) right now as I write you this letter.

So this Thursday, live at the Jobing.com arena in Glendale, Arizona during the WEC’s final event please do not try to handcuff me to your dressing room door and force me to propose to you before the event.

Sincerely,

The sexiest columnist in MMA, Mitch Ciccarelli

All joking aside, this Thursday is a historic night in the world of mixed martial arts. WEC 53 is the final WEC event before the organization officially merges into the UFC.

The very first UFC bantamweight champion will be crowned as WEC champ Dominick Cruz takes on Scott “Young Guns” Jorgensen.

Plus, in the main event WEC lightweight champ Ben Henderson fights Anthony Pettis with the winner earning a shot at the UFC title in 2011.

Here is a complete breakdown with some of my vintage sexy analysis of the entire card from top to bottom.

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