"Machida whooped my ASS!!"

That right there is why Rampage Jackson is one of the most popular fighters in the MMA universe. He's brutally honest and, though his penchant for the sound byte sometimes gets the better of him, he's one of the few guys in the sport who you can trust when not engaging in hype.

Admittedly, it helps that he can bang with the best of 'em.

Anyway, Jackson's not always right, but he is tonight?that was a brutal decision.

After another stellar offering from the UFC, it was also a thudding end.

Or it would've been had I not been here to save the day with a pic of Arianny...