My mom would wipe the mats with the wrestlers on your team!
If anyone else says anything about my mom...I'll find ya and tie a rope to your balls, string it up nice and tight behind your back, tie it to your neck so tight that you bend backwards like a bow and punch you in your stomach so hard it'll castrate you. I call it the torture rack. My momma is off limits!![]()
I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
