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  1. 9/11: My retrospective view

  2. Speaking in 12's ... Chapter 12-1

    by , 04-15-2008 at 09:17 PM
    Q: Is the phrase "Shammy Doogle Funky Butt Snuff" acceptable?

    A: The phrase is acceptable if "funky" is substituted for say..."Darphaleptic", or maybe "Swamp Donkey". The problem lies in that "...Funky Butt" almost makes up "Funky Butt lovin" from that movie with the little pitcher kid, which is unacceptable.
  3. I hate taxes ...

    by , 04-09-2008 at 09:06 PM
    ... first time in my life I actually owe.

    Effing bastards.
  4. Canada on Strike... South Park, WTF.

    by , 04-06-2008 at 10:47 PM
    ... stuck here in Kansas City ... watched the new South Park from this week.

    Pretty weak episode.

    T&P were about the only things funny in this, other than Butters being forced into some stupid crap again.

    Last week's episode with the Heavy Metal reference wasn't noticed by too many folks under 30, since the 1981 movie was freakin' cool as hell, so I found humor in it.

    Point being, I'm disappointed with this season so far.
  5. Figured I'd give this thing a start...

    by , 04-05-2008 at 11:37 PM
    There I was ... staring down at a 34 oz. porterhouse steak at The Majestic in Kansas City.

    "Frank Castle" and I are here in KC announcing the Brute-Adidas Nationals ... and right now, Frank is unleashing some bringage on the bathroom after his whimpy 8 oz. strip.

    Some drunk people were shouting out of a fourth-floor balcony as we walked back to the hotel. Yeah, I think Kansas won that roundball game tonight.

    Lawrence is going nuts ... which ...