I was going to say Morningstar but he's too much of an offensive juggernaut for you.
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."
Falcon, I may be late for this year's birthday wishes. So, I'll be the first one to wish you Happy Birthday for next year!
"I looked up at the scoreboard and I was like, I can't do math that fast!" - Ed Ruth