Dammit, Gopher fans! Please let us all know who your latest "Golden Boy" is so that Champ can start bashing him right away. If you don't pick one soon, he's likely pick one on his own, and it won't be nice.
Also let us know who your "Evil Boring XXXX (Staller, Stomper, Slammer, etc., you fill in the blank...) so that we can properly deride them for stalling, stomping, slamming, etc. whether they actually do that or not. That way, when our best wrestlers lose to the Evil Boring XXXX, we can properly assign blame, without assuming any responsibility for the loss.
Thank you very much.