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    Boy are they a treat! I forgot to put my tin foil hat on to take a ride in the Debbie Downer cab.
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    Cheeriness all 'round!!
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    Have you ever had Bill Megoff as a professor?
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    well, no, actually I haven't. What does he teach?
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    Microbiology, duh! Who hasn't heard of him?
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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    In one of our many cab rides during the weekend, our cabby kept beeping at this really old car being driven by a really shady looking African-American. Eventually the car just stopped in front of us, the guy gave our cabby the finger out of the window, and they just continued beeping for about a minute. I literally thought we were gonna get shot.

    I feel like I would have been safer being driven around by a bunch of drunken girls in East St. Louis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by homerdindon View Post
    I feel like I would have been safer being driven around by a bunch of drunken girls in East St. Louis.
    as long as you have bats, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Champ Kind View Post
    Microbiology, duh! Who hasn't heard of him?
    Oh, well that's certainly interesting. Maybe I'll look him up and go say hello sometime.
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    What did he do?
    I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

    Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.

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