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    Russell Payton misquoting 1990's hip hop will undoubtedly be my highlight of the month.
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    Funny sh!t... Nice try though Russ.
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    Lindsay Davenport?

    Hey. Lindsay Davenport may not have been a pin-up but she's one classy and nice girl!

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    I had my doubts about this thread turning to tennis but I'm ready to pull my balls out of my pocket and take a few whacks. I like the new direction.

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    Flop, have your balls ever been IN your pocket? I thought you kept them out and available at all times.

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    I suspect Iowa fans are happy to see so many posts on the subject of "Iowa signs the No. 1 Recruiting Class"!

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    During the summer I play every Friday morning. I'm not as quick as I was in HS, but still quicker than those I play, which does help a lot. The thing that really bugs me is that right when I finally get my serves going good and my backhand starts creating angles, the summer is just about over. I'm too cheap to get a membership to a club where they charge you a monthly fee plus court costs. So I am left to sit out the winter months and start from scratch come summer. UGGGHHH!!

    BTW- I agree the Aggasi book was excellent. I would also recommend the Monica Seles book. It gets very in depth about her mentally. I don't want to ruin it, but you'd be surprised at how insecure one of the world's top athletes can be. Plus the whole stabbing incident is covered. Her meeting with Rulon Gardner was pretty cool too. He sought her out at the Olympics and said what a fan he was of hers and he ended up turning her into a big fan of his.
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    A few days ago I would have given the Florida thread an early nomination for thread-of-the-year. You know, with all the reality tv show stuff and all. But this one has really come on strong with the addition of the pictures and the rap song from Payton. I can now only hope that the tv show really does happen so we can see footage of him bustin' out some Mix-A-Lot in the bathroom mirror while holding a hair brush.

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