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    Default How do I get Cauliflower Ear?

    What is the best way to get cauliflower ear, its a badge for wrestlers and ive been wrestling for years but cant get it. Pointers?

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    It's not that great. My wife thought I had a birth defect when she first met me and mine isn't even that noticable. I had it drained 4 or 5 times so it wouldn't be bad later in life. I wore head gear (the old halo style) every day and still got it.

    If you want it that bad, quit wearing your head gear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtsuwrestling View Post
    What is the best way to get cauliflower ear, its a badge for wrestlers and ive been wrestling for years but cant get it. Pointers?
    Sit in front of a mirror and pound your fists against your ears as hard as you can for as long as you can. When the guy in the mirror begins to look like a moron, you're done.
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    ROFLMAO...Spider.
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    I'm just always quick to remind people that your wrestling career is usually just a few years. Afterward, there's little money-or even fame-to be earned from it. Your professional career is 30-40 years.
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    LoL, Spider.

    Tell me again, why do you want to get cauliflower ear? Ask Gable and some other guys who have had multiple surgeries to repair there ears, how much they like it.
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    In the American society it really isn't a badge of honor - especially outside of the wrestling community. You certainly do not want to disfigure yourself intentionally because you wouldn't even be 'earning your ears'.

    It'd be like playing football without a helmet.

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    Cauliflower ear is terrible. It hurts, and most girls think it looks gross.

    So if you want to be in pain and strike out with the ladies go for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spider View Post
    Sit in front of a mirror and pound your fists against your ears as hard as you can for as long as you can. When the guy in the mirror begins to look like a moron, you're done.
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