This poor depraved young man is truly in a dark spot right now and needs your support.

I reluctantly engaged him in a conversation regarding whether Virginia Tech would have been a top 10 team last year with the Iowa 5 on them. He of course said they would not be a top 10 team.

After we broke down every weight he conceded that they would be top 10. However, when he realized this made me right, he actually went back and did the math for every weight to see if VT would in fact be a top 10 team.

Will somebody please trade him a 25 pounder so that these great lengths will not have to be gone through in order for him to reinforce in his mind that he can potentially be correct about things.