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    Default Make JensenS A Fan Of Your Team

    According to jonjon, he and the rest of Gopher Nation don't want me as a fan anymore, so I'm putting my services up to the highest bidder.

    All reasonable options will be considered.

    Teams/Offers
    Iowa: Dozen ears of fine Iowa sweet corn and a case of Millstream Beer (Wiltz), Assorted classes/seminars on how to achieve domination (said in Tom Brands voice) (vaisforlovers), CHA season ticket not including airfare (gg121), Domination for Dummies book, Metcalf and Ironside Turkey Hunting video (grapplefan)

    Iowa State: I'll give you some old Wheaties boxes and bobbleheads (ISU2008)

    Penn State: See above (ISU2008), Lifesize Cutout of JoePa (Any PSU sports fan needs this just for the hell of it), a pair of the new PREMIUM seat tickets @ Rec Hall (You can practically talk to Cael during the match!), a pair of tickets to the upcoming PSU beat down on Minny in Beaver Stadium, (to get over your rejection & get a lil revenge), a free tour of the famously named PA towns like Pleasant Gap & Intercourse (kr1963)

    Canada: The pleasure of watching them beat up Metcalf (arm-spin)

    Ohio State: Ten free trips to the tanning bed (Gold)

    Maryland: Free admission to Terp home duals, one time I95 toll payment (WrestlingTerp)

    Rutgers: Date with cheerleader, Front Row tickets to 3 duals, free beers, Grease Truck sandwiches (RYou)

    Arizona State: Sunshine, girls, margaritas and tacos (tpay)

    Indiana: Season tickets to meets, and membership to Oliver's winery (r.payton)

    Missouri: Frozen custard, Boulevard beers, fearsome mascot (bluestater)

    Pitt: Primanti Brother's sandwiches, bad weather, top 25 every other year (tjm)

    North Carolina: Season tickets for basketball and women's soccer (Stardust)

    Edinboro: They have a really cool mascot!, Bruce Baumgartner is their AD, they are placing top 10 at the NCAA's, they are a tiny school in PA, not fully funded and they roll with the big boys, the book the Fighting Scots of Edinboro (fan)
    Last edited by JensenS; 09-12-2009 at 08:56 AM.

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    Opening bid:

    Dozen ears of fine Iowa sweet corn and a case of Millstream Beer.

    For the Hawkeyes!
    RIP Jacob Schlottke 1984-2011




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    Hawkeyes are out, we are against anyone who is able to be critical of their team and/or give credit to other wrestlers.

    To be a a hawkeye you must be dominant even in your posts.

    Surprised Jonjon hasnt joined our side yet.
    To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

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    A respectable opening offer if I do say so myself.

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    I have a few other tricks up my sleeve
    RIP Jacob Schlottke 1984-2011




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    wow, you do get achubby when you think of me don't you?

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    Iowa would be good for you because they ain't into that fancy book learnin

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    Um, if you want to change allegiance to ISU, I'll give you some old Wheaties boxes and bobbleheads......
    You do the math..... I'll do the alfredo!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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    Cheer for the Canadian national team, and have the pleasure of watching them beat up Metcalf (Garcia, Weicker, maybe others?)

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