nice topic.. I love chuck norris jokes.. lol.
tough to only name a few tho.
Here's a few from
www.chuck-norris-jokes.com
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess in only one move... a roundhouse kick to the face.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh!t from anybody.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 55 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
What’s known as the UFC, or Ultimate Fighting Championship, doesn’t use its full name, which happens to be “Ultimate Fighting Championship, Non-Chuck-Norris-Division”.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.