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Old 05-14-2008, 08:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.

I once saw a video of Chuck Norris having sex with my wife. It was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Chuck Norris has been dead for 15 years, the Grim Reaper just hasn't worked up the courage to tell him.
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