 Re: Things a Man should be able to do.
7. Cook meat somewhere other than the grill.
Is that possible?
18. Speak a foreign language
I know C++, that is foreign to most people.
19. Approach a woman out of his league.
This is routine when men have consumed at least 12 beers
46. Tell a woman's dress size.
Its always 1 in my book! That is the safest answer.
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I will smash your face into a car windshield and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out to a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!
Tell me about it, this morning, I woke up and I shit a squirrel, but what I can't get is the damn thing is still alive. So now, I've got a shit covered squirrel running around my office and I don't know what to name it.
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