Originally Posted by bluestater

I can't believe you would really think that your wrestler would beat my wrestler, and to prove my assertion, I am going to start many threads to go on and on about my wrestler. Granted, these two wrestlers will meet, and this argument will be decided on the mat, but before that, I will wear you down saying the same thing again and again about my wrestler. I will try to prove that my wrestler's matches against other wrestlers mean that your wrestler will lose. You will feel much shame when your wrestler loses.

(Inspired by a hysterical story on the Onion that I can't find the link for.)